Pimpin’, Preschools, and POS Software

The latest from IRC:i

benkay: <mircea_popescu> http://contravex.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/photo-23-1024×1024.jpg << check it out benkay, he’s like 2 ahead of you. plus he has a jewfro. // psh you missed my ‘fro
benkay: plus bitcoinpete how many o’ dem you takin’ home, eh?

bitcoinpete:  Well, all, eh. It ain’t cheatin’…ii ;D

bitcoinpete: https://twitter.com/conradhackett/status/485880871438651393
assbot: Preschool tuition in Manhattan: up to $40,000 Preschool admissions coaching: up to $35,000 http://t.co/6d0WCz8go3
bitcoinpete: dat inflationiii

benkay: <mircea_popescu> enky whay is your strat so broken! // what strat my only strat is to acquire bitcoinsiv

benkay: bitcoinpete: I don’t even believe you. Butts or gtfov

benkay: Grrr transaction feesvi How about you fix this retarded change address shitshowvii What the fuck are these expiring backups, goatfuckers?
bitcoinpete: Expiring backups nao? Mercy.

mircea_popescu: ENKY not you mate.viii What is this, fursecution complex ?ix

benkay: Do you know it took me two days of explaining how badly you’ve fucked up this thing to my partner for him to grok what you’d done? I got mah tails in a twiztx

mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/SexyMissSaffron/status/486305081029955586
assbot: Here’s a video of me begging /nntaleb to join /hashtag/bitcoin?src=hash-assets : http://t.co/lD0pcqv9fu NSFW”xi
mircea_popescu: Ahem. ;;later tell sexysaffron hey, when’s the last time you got 2k retweets ?

benkay: w/ some versions of bitcoinqt, you get a new addr for change from each previous txn
bitcoinpete: What versions that be?
benkay: Your wallet backup from this POS ‘software’ only records 100 addrs uh, halps team? asks gud question about bitcoin versions. Best answer really is to just compile 0.6 from source, make run and send to an addr under 0.6 control.
mircea_popescu: Pre .7.x iirc
benkay: Just avoid whole derpage. Okay so mp ams bless 0.6 it sounds like

benkay: O hej big nooz
bitcoinpete: UR gay?xii
benkay: Get stufft. We ams rent office. Oh scuse me, ‘office’, more like desk and 2 cans.

bitcoinpete: Lol how much you payin? that’s the question on everyone’s cost conscious mindxiii
benkay: 600 when alls said and done. List is 575 but i gotta strongarm some bitches into hiring other bitches to clean the kitchen

mircea_popescu: Preschool admission ?! what the fuck is that ?
mircea_popescu: <benkay> what the fuck are these expiring backups, goatfuckers? << this has always been a thing with bitcoin.
bitcoinpete: Gotta have dat clean kitchen. Preschool is pre-daycare.
mircea_popescu: So this is now performance-based somehow ?!
bitcoinpete: Hey, if you can spend $75k on a nanny, why not a daycare. It’s privilege based, kinda like everything else.

mircea_popescu: But i mean what, kid can fail daycare entrance exam ? how ? no oral sex skillz ?
bitcoinpete: When there’s limited spots, it’s a highest bidder sort of affair. lmao. it’s all on the parents.

mircea_popescu: “Sorry ma’am, your kid doesn’t know how to dance and masturbate for the webcam. And her customer service is crap.
bitcoinpete: They who pump tires hardest win.
mircea_popescu: Just take her home”
bitcoinpete: “your boy has exceedingly low self-confidence for someone whose dad is CFO of Goldman Sachs”

benkay: Dude mircea_popescu you srsly don’t grok us preskewl scam?
mircea_popescu: I don’t, no. How does self confidence inherit lol.
benkay: Well look you see to get into good kawlidge one must have not just good grades but good grades from ‘good’ hs.

mircea_popescu: But anyway, the ACTUAL questions of import is, omgwtfbbq, who are the hot bods you take pics with.xiv
benkay: To do ‘good’ hs, one must do ‘good’ ms, or excel in some way to jump to reel fancy hs.
bitcoinpete: Wait… you only get inherited shit from your parents nao?
benkay: Good ‘ms’, ibid, etc to preskewl.
bitcoinpete: Haha I’ll pass along your kind regards. At least one of them knows who you are.

mircea_popescu: What, confidence is not something you can gift people lol. they gotta do shit.xv Are they like the Hawt sisters ?
bitcoinpete: ;;google the hawt sistersxvi
gribble: GR8 MOHAN SISTERS !!!~~ | Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.225589897556106.51052.108669662581464&type=3; Instagram photos for tag #babysisters | Iconosquare – Statigram: http://iconosquare.com/tag/babysisters; sister News and Photos | Perez Hilton:http://perezhilton.com/tag/sister/
bitcoinpete: well that was surprisingly useless

mircea_popescu: Lol don’t overthink it, the hawt sisters are just these blondy sisters that are hawt.
bitcoinpete: The blondies were classmatesxvii The brunette’s the sister. MINDFUCK!
mircea_popescu: brainpretzel

mircea_popescu: Well, bring the lot when you come to the conference.xviii I’ll get you a quadruple room somehow.
bitcoinpete: shweet
mircea_popescu: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-JuWLk4L6KaY/UxxCIipX_FI/AAAAAAAAw4Q/0W3A1v_lNEw/s1600/t1.jpg << ftl.
bitcoinpete: I’ll pass along the invite and get some calendars clearedxix

mircea_popescu: BP is going to be the pimpiest pimp in BA.xx
bitcoinpete: Funny cuz i don’t even think much of having those 3 hanging off my arm. Must be a sign
mircea_popescu: ikr?

bitcoinpete: so nao that i’m feelin all pimpin’, you gonna rate BP or what? How long do i have to blog and irc to get some love around here
mircea_popescu: ;;rated bitcoinpete
gribble: You have not yet rated user bitcoinpete
mircea_popescu: o wow.
bitcoinpete: ikr

mircea_popescu: ;;rate bitcoinpete 2 Pimp.
gribble: Error: For identification purposes, you must be authenticated to use the rating system.
mircea_popescu: Holy sheit.xxi
benkay: scammer
assbot: Last 3 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/1TR0RBA.txt )
bitcoinpete: !b 3xxii

mircea_popescu: ;;rate bitcoinpete 2 Pimp.xxiii
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 2 for user bitcoinpete has been recorded.
bitcoinpete: Muchas gracias

And that’s the story of how I got a rating from MP. It only took… 6 months. Just like we knew the IRC Yeshiva would.

What would I do without my girls?


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  1. Conversing on IRC is nothing if not mentally stimulating. While few channels are quite as sophisticated as #bitcoin-assets, all channels allow one to carry multiple conversations at the same time. This is 1000x easier than the improv exercise where two different people simultaneously and separately tell different stories into each ear and then you (futilely) try to repeat them back.
  2. It Stampedin’!
  3. Y’know, the one measured with fine art?
  4. Not a bad strategy, really.
  5. As if my girls are indiancandy1 or some shit… benkay clearly doesn’t know white collar professionals, that is, doctors, when he sees them.
  6. That’d be the proposed “smart transaction fees” for “Bitcoin Core” 0.10. I guess they’re not calling it d/QT anymore… Either way, using anything after 0.8.x is still not advisable due to the generally malicious nature of The Bitcoin Foundation’s “protocol improvements,” eg. Heartbleed. Some, including MP, don’t recommend going past 0.6.x.
  7. Because that would require, y’know, thinking. And work. And usefulness.
  8. I would’ve made the same mistake. Who knew that “enky” was a thing?
  9. According to Urban Dictionary, fursecution is “a word used by tearful furries to describe the “persecution” carried out against them which usually consists of normal non-fucked-up people expressing their distaste for or amusement at the greasy gay fatbeards’ dogloving hijinks. First seen in 2001, and believed to have been coined by a furry apologist on the Portal of Evil. How dare you hate my lovingly crafted gay dragynn spooge art! This is fursecution!”
  10. I don’t really know this story but now I’m curious…
  11. That Taleb bait.
  12. I would only say this to benkay.
  13. This is after benkay was boasting about keeping his overhead low and after #b-a looked discussed rent in San Fransisco.
  14. ikr ?
  15. Yes, and when parents tell their kids to do shit, and the kids fail at first before succeeding, the kids get confidence. This is when parents act as mentors/teachers, as they should if they don’t want fucked up kids.
  16. I heard “the capital H ‘Hawt‘ sisters” and thought that this might be a thing. Guess not.
  17. In hindsight, this is an ambiguous statement. One of the “blondies” was in fact a classmate of mine but they were also each others’ classmates in dentistry, which is what I was trying to get at.
  18. “The conference” being the Third Conference next April. This will be first one hosted in the Americas, greatly improving my odds of attending.
  19. There’s a 40% chance of getting one girl to go, 30% chance of two, 20% of all three. Hey, non-zero odds!
  20. Buenos Aires, not #bitcoin-assets.
  21. Ya, how is this possible? I coulda sworn that authing with gribble was needed for +v. Then again, there’s always magic.
  22. 4 lines! I meant FOUR!! Ah well…
  23. A better note, I could not have hoped for.

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