be samurai, feudalism as .py

>be samuraiⁱ
jōmon chadⁱⁱ
hunt boar, carve dogū waifu
yayoi arcⁱⁱⁱ
get rice game, bronze-up
tomb-maxx
yamato grindset^iv
yeet ching chong script, fanfic
eternal imperium
starts with tradition^v
feudal speedrun^vi
bushidō rizz
rice money stacks
seppuku fake-out^vii
“abolish clans lol”
emperor glitch
swap robes for prussian drip
host ford and rockefeller at edo bay bbq
“democracy? always loved it”
mutter to priests: “keep amaterasu on payroll”
salaryman ratchet, die at desk
ceo eternal shōgun
reincarnate as dsagi^viii
feudalism never died
feudalism as .py

1. Or, y’know, CIA/KGB/MI6/Mossad/etc
   

   Watergate never got cracked bc it’s actually ten different conspiracies:
   -Nixon set up reckless loyalists who were willing to follow dubious orders
   -John Dean faked orders from higher-ups to make them go after the Watergate callgirl blackmail ring his wife was in
   -The CIA…

   — CEBK CEBK (@CEBKCEBKCEBK) March 31, 2025

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2. Japan’s Jomon period was 14,000 BC to 300 BC. ↩
3. Japan’s Yayoi period was 300 BC to 300 AD. ↩
4. Japan’s Yamato period was 300 AD to 710 AD↩
5. Japan is not dumb! For barbarian spear-chuckers like us westerns to criticise their birthrates, aging population, etc. is just laughable:
   

   east asia’s branding of their traditional beliefs & rituals as “national culture” rather than religion will go down in history as one of the greatest memetic moves ever played in a decreasingly religious world pic.twitter.com/2BNnUUocjK

   — Rohan Pandey (@khoomeik) April 5, 2025

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6. Call it 1185–1868. ↩
7. The “Meiji Restoration” of 1868 was really feudalism faking its own death. ↩
8. Of course AGI will be DeepSeek-flavoured. What, you think Chinese panopticon packages won’t tempt Africanised state leaders (including those of “the west”) into making the faustian bargain of their resources in exchange for their people’s sovereignty? Rest assured, the convergence is real, and really tempting. ↩