WE WANT THE PUP!!!

The Stanley “Pup” Playoffs should be an SNL skit – or at least playing on ESPN “The Ocho”i – but here we are in our secularly over-entertained soviet era watching a bunch of neutered reject mutts pre-game until the ginger-hairedii McJeebus can take the ice, where we hope and pray to our gladiatoridol ne plus ultra that he’ll bind our atomised peoples with his super-dangle super-glue. So why not lean into it? It’s straight Banana Zone IRL!

SO LET’S GO OILERS!! WE WANT THE PUP!!!1

  1. For the youngins reading along and not quite getting “The Ocho”, this is a reference to an earlier time, a time of innocence, during the tail end of the unipolar moment, when “comedy” was a valid film genre. Ahh, those were the days!
  2. Hmm I wonder why so many “playoff beards” are reddish? I mean, they couldn’t possibly be mtDNA Haplogroup X / Y-DNA Haplogroup R1b?! What are the chances??!!

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