The official #trilema bash

#10 submitted 2017-01-03
asciilifeform: does BingoBoingo work on anything smaller than tractor ?
BingoBoingo: And hope there isn’t too much slack to eat impact
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Worked to free last stubborn screws on laptop
mircea_popescu: the idea is grandiose, a lengthy telescope of adaptors used by a guy standing on a box on a chair on a desk on a stair on a rope,.
trinque: now turn carefully!!!
mircea_popescu: with caliper (adapted from wrench)
BingoBoingo: Anyways shouldn’t take more than four adapters, 3 if you start with 1/4″ drive bar
mircea_popescu: this should be a story, totally. man finds love of life, is glad, convinces her, discovers it dun fit, goes back through his hero’s journey to get all the various helpers to help. finally he sticks it in her among the octopi, crabs, bat wings and other fit-makers
BingoBoingo: lol
mircea_popescu: it could be called
mircea_popescu: AUTOMAKE
asciilifeform: ^^^
trinque dies

#9 submitted 2016-12-27
phf: appcode/xcode/vs/etc. are not ~your ide~, none of this is yours. i mean it’s sort of like being sent to gulag and grumbling about wheelbarrow design. of course you will, because mind, but it’s not going to make your life easier

#8 submitted 2016-12-24
hanbot: pf4x99nJYL
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phf: Safe(tm) password.
ben_vulpes: nice
mircea_popescu: you should prolly unrate phf nao

#7 submitted 2016-12-21
ben_vulpes: now for my next riddle, what solstice gift do you get a woman who already has a baby and doesn’t want another yet?
BingoBoingo: A pearl necklace!

#6 submitted 2016-12-15
phf: magic artifact from our own tmsr wizard, cures boils and sours milk

#5 submitted 2016-12-01
mircea_popescu: <gabriel_laddel> jurov: I’m open to advice, I just disagree with them. << lol!

#4 submitted 2016-09-23
phf: heh, looking at last few hours of log, it’s all people talking to bots

#3 submitted on 2016-09-02
mircea_popescu: lol shinohai will instruct noobs. how to play eulora ; how to run bot ; how to fuck camhos ; and other thangs.
mircea_popescu: the reason he’s meeting venezuelan friend isn’t what you think, but – they’ll both go meet the girl, take her back to hotel, then shinohai’s gonna be “alright bro, now take your pants off. not those pants, these pants. yes off. here’s a webpage with screenshots. ok, now…”

#2 submitted 2016-07-28
BingoBoingo: Current arrangement is Daddy Bahamas pays the girls to fuck the dudes
mircea_popescu: and in general, nurses do the dirst work for moneys.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo it ain’t even close to fucking unless they call it “rape”.
BingoBoingo: Fine “stick it in and maek babby”
mircea_popescu: more like “is it ok if i take your blouse off ? are you ok ? can i remove your panties now ? aren’t we going too fast ?” blablabla.
mircea_popescu: caring guys with a greatsense of humor, the world’s worst paid nurses.

#1 submitted 2016-06-30
lol you got gaydar installed ?
pete_dushenski: it came standard with my arts school diploma