Porn from before you were born.

Yes, twat diddling and dudes dreaming of bigger dongs are tales as old as time, songs as old as rhyme. These Japanese woodblock prints are between 200 – 250 years old :

And just in case you’re less than 47 years of age, there’s also this sexy little Picasso etching :

More proofⁱ that the world didn’t start the day you were born and that you’re not Truman Burbankⁱⁱ after all.

What can I say ? Open a book or something.

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1. From “Monet, Gauguin, van Gogh… Japanese Inspirations” at the Kunsthaus, Zurich. ↩
2. Jim Carrey in The Truman Show, 1998.↩